100 Word Wednesdays – Crap!

Another 100 word story inspired by an item from the Police Blotter of my hometown of Burlingame, CA.

Crap
By Grant Baciocco

“Crap.”

“Crap.”

The plastic creaked in Roger’s hand as his knuckles turned white.  He looked at Paul who sat in the recliner a few feet from him.

“It’s all crap Paul!”

Paul looked up from his newspaper.  “What is?”

“All of it!”  Roger said, gesturing wildly at the television.  “What passes for entertainment these days.  This moronic drivel that people sop into their brains like molasses!”

Paul looked at the TV then back at Roger.  “So it is.”

Paul’s lack of outrage infuriated Roger even more.  Roger took a deep breath then said, “I’m going to do something about it!”

1700 block of California Drive, 4:43 a.m. Tuesday A care facility patient called police for help. He was having trouble with his television.

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Please Sir, may I have more talent?

I try to do a lot of things myself when it comes to my creative projects.  The main reason for this is, in the past, working with others or depending on others has sometimes fallen flat.  This is mainly because of the rule I believe in: No one will care more about your creative project than you do.  That’s just the way life is.  People have their own lives and you can never expect anyone to make you creative project their focus, just like they can’t expect you to do the same to them.

So when it comes to something like my latest audio drama project, Deputy Guppy, I’ve tried to handle every aspect of it.  Writing the scripts, scheduling and engineering the recording sessions, editing, tracking down of sound effect, prepping the episodes to air, creating Podcast artwork, the list goes on and on and on.  I like doing all this work.  I did most of all this stuff on Dr. Floyd (not all but most) and it comes easy for me.  I have a very clear image in my mind of how the final result should be so it is also just easier if I do all these things.

To get others to lend their voices, I’ve been saving money for months to be able to pay these folks to come in and record.  Now, what they are getting is not ‘scale’ or anything like that, but they are getting enough, I think, to make it worth 30 minutes or so of doing silly voices for western fish.  I’ve also paid an artist to do character artwork and I am paying a musician to write some music cues for the show.  Again, these folks are not getting what they are worth because of their amazing talents, but they are all thankful for the pay.  I find that when money comes into the situation people ‘care’ about your project a little more.

But now in the development of Deputy Guppy I’ve hit a snag.  I have an idea for an added element of Deputy Guppy that would break some new ground in the world of podcasting.  It’s something that, to my knowledge, has never been done in podcasting before.  (This is why I’m being so intentionally vague on what it is.)  The problem is that part of this new idea requires the creation of more art.  It’s not fancy art, but it does take someone with skill to do it.

Last night, I attempted to do the art myself because, as I said, it’s not overtly complex.  The results were laughable.  It looked sloppy, the colors were uneven, there wasn’t a straight line anywhere….It looked like a three year old did it.  Actually worse.

This morning I decided to use Jim Henson’s credo that: Simple Is Good.  So I kept it simple and took my time.  I extremely carefully started redrawing the art, then slowly inking it.  I’d come up with a plan to NOT to have to color it, since my coloring was so awful last time, so that was a time saver.  Once it was done I scanned it into the computer and….it was so horrible.  Just really bad.  Perhaps after I decide what I’m doing with this aspect of the project I’ll post them here so you can see.

The point of all this is simply…I wish I was more talented.  I wish I could whip out decent looking art for this project.  The main reason is because now, if I want the project to go forth, I’ll have to pay someone to do the art for me, because it’s a pretty decent sized project, 15 pieces, minimum.

I get so frustrated when I run into the limits of what I can do.

Creative Goals for week of 8/19

Trying something new here.  In order to remain focused on what I need to get down in my creative endeavors during the week, every Monday, I am going to post here about what I accomplished creatively throughout the week and then lay ot m lans for t next week. I am hoping that this public posting will keep me organize my plan of attack for the week and also hold me sort of accountable because I’ll have to reflect on what I did and didn’t accomplish in the week before.

Because some of the projects I’m working on haven’t been released or announced yet, I may not fully explain what they are or use their full titles.  Not that I’m a major motion picture studio and have to keep things under wraps, but there are sometimes when I want the thing to be a secret until it’s released.

Since I didn’t have plans laid out for last week, I’ll forego listing what I did simply because it does not matter.  For this inaugural edition I’ll just lay out what I hope to accomplish before next Sunday evening.

DEPUTY GUPPY

Receive final music cues need to finish episode 101.

Make final decision on ‘toy’ question, to include or not. YES!

Record my VO for #102

Begin initial edit on episode #102

Promote episode #101 (after release Saturday morning).

Lay out next ‘toy’ if continuing.

Send out promotional email to selects.

Try and schedule remaining VO.

SATURDAY MORNING THEATRE

Once EPISODE 101 of Deputy Guppy is final, create Saturday Morning Theatre episode around it.

Prep episode for release.

Check other scheduled releases to ensure they are ready for what’s scheduled on 8/24

UNCLE INTERLOPER

Hat for 80’s project? – Not for #101

Sign for 80’s project – Fix Typo!!!

Fix SMM logo at end.

Iris the other way at the end.

Add copyright

Reshoot 80’s project #101No.  Just a reedit.

Make final edit of Cartoon Doghouse #102

– Reach out to other animators.

– More jokes?

WRITING

Continue to write 500 words daily.  Included in this work on final RC script.

Post for Wednesday Words?

CREATIVE APPOINTMENTS THIS WEEK

Monday – 2:30PM – Audition

Monday- 7PM – Nuts & Bolts Improv Class

Wednesday – 7PM – Character Class(?)

Saturday- Noon – Flappers Podcasting Class

Saturday – 4:30PM – 2 Milk

Sunday – 10AM – CWFH Taping

Okay, whew, that is a lot of stuff.  Check back next week and we’ll see how well I do.

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