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100 Word Stories – Police Blotter – A word from our sponsor.
Happy Wednesday my friends. Below is another 100 word story based on an item from the police blotter of my hometown, Burlingame, CA. The link to the police blotter along with the actual blotter listing is below the story. Enjoy!
A word from our sponsor
By Grant Baciocco
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100 Word Stories – Police Blotter – First Down!
Happy Wednesday friends. Here’s another 100 word story based off an item from the police blotter in my hometown of Burlingame, CA. Enjoy!
First Down
By Grant Baciocco
“But I told you mom, I don’t want to play.” Sarah yelled, trying to get out of the kitchen door.
“You’re a Kimball! And Kimball’s play football!” Stephanie yelled at her daughter. “Now throw me that ball.”
“We are in the house!” Sarah replied, nervously holding the football in her hands. “You can’t play ball in the house.”
“My house. My rules. Now throw it to me.”
“No!” Sarah yelled, “This is silly!”
“Twenty four! Fifty two” Stephanie yelled.
“No! Mom!” Sarah began to panic.
“Hut! Hut!” Stephanie grunted loudly.
“Mom, please!”
“Hike!”
Sarah screamed as her mother charged her.
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100 Word Stories – Police Blotter – Animals!
And now, another 100 word story based on an item from the Police Blotter of my hometown of Burlingame, California. As always, the actual blotter listing, with a link to the listing is presented below the story. Enjoy!
Animals!
By Grant Baciocco
Charlotte screamed as the rhinoceros’ horn came splintering through the front door. She leapt away from it and bounded up the hallway staircase.
At the door the rhino let out a bellow as he wrenched his horn free from the door and backed up for another charge.
Charlotte reached the top of the stairs as the door was hit again. She turned into her bedroom and slammed the door shut, attempting to catch her breath as she heard the rhino enter the house. She turned to find her room filled with gorillas eyeing the bag of peanuts she was carrying.
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100 Word Stories – Police Blotter – Pants
Here’s another 100 Word Story based on an item from the Police Blotter of my hometown of Burlingame, California. Blotter listing and link to the listing on the web follow the story. Enjoy.
Pants
By Grant Baciocco
“Four thousand dollars?” Samantha asked raising an eyebrow.
“Yes.” Roger replied. “Four thousand dollars.”
“How is that even possible?”
“It’s all about the microfibers.”
“Microfibers?”
“Yes.” Roger replied, holding them up. “These tiny microfibers are state of the art. They promote sweating and, in turn, weight loss.”
“Couldn’t you just put on an extra pair of sweat pants?”
“That’s the point!” said Roger, slamming his fist down on the table. “Because of these microfibers, you don’t have to!”
“But $4000?!” Samantha yelled.
“It’s all about the microfibers!” Roger screamed. “Didn’t you hear me say they are state of the art!”
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Burlingame Avenue, 2:11 p.m. Wednesday Men’s workout pants were stolen. Estimated loss was $4,000.